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=Welcome to the Walter Kunkle Wiki!=

UPDATE 4/23/13, 6:23 PM: WELCOME AWKWARD CULTISTS who don't do anything. They just sit at home and lie around. And if you ask them to do anything, they'll tell you, "We don't do anything." But seriously, I'll make sure we do something someday, because otherwise that would be really lame.


 * UPDATE 3/8/11, 2:40 PM: I have just adjusted the Permissions page on this wiki; now anyone can edit pages or start discussions. However, out of courtesy, please refrain from editing pages or making new pages unless you are a member. Non-members will still be able to post discussions and contribute to them.** The list of members and their roles is currently: thekunkle (Wiki Antichrist),Wyattbambam (bouncer) ,matthew.hunter (nuclear power engine technician),AsiansPersuasion (diary updates), SmiteKnight (demolitions expert/ TRAITOR/righteous hero),ThEhApPyLaD (black cop played by Samuel L. Jackson ),juniuswright (wacky neighbor), and ChadGallati (guy who you think really loves you but just ends up hurting you).

UPDATE: TRAITOR JOURNALIST HANGED: IN OTHER NEWS, WE LOVE OUR WONDERFUL GOVERNMENT: Cowardly journalistic hack Martin Winthrop was quietly hanged today by police officials, who report that the war on SmiteKnight is going "full-speed ahead." On the warfront, Waltopian armies finally pushed through the timpsonwiki and have advanced to the paradiselostresourceswiki, a veritable, unspoiled Garden of Eden, that Daily Rag war correspondent officer Sam Vimes says he's "gonna enjoy beating the shit out of."

UPDATE: INTREPID JOURNALIST PUBLISHES SCATHING EXPOSE OF WALTOPIAN WAR ATROCITIES: Journalist Martin Winthrop published a tell-all article in The Daily Press on Tuesday that criticized the Waltopian army's war efforts on the timpsonwiki. Winthrop had worked undercover as a front-line infantryman under the command of officer Sam Vimes. The article described how Vimes and his men: "were just generally assholes." The president is not available for comment at this time, possibly scared by Winthrop's courageous display of heroism and valour. We here at the Daily Rag salute Martin Winthrop, who will undoubtedly become a member of the journalistic pantheon.

UPDATE: THE WAR ON BELVIN CONTINUES, CASUALTIES MOUNT IN ORGY OF VIOLENCE: (From timpsonwiki): Anti- SmiteKnight, Waltopian backed, protestors staged a coup d'etat today, overthrowing the old, pro-Belvinist regime. For those who do not know, the timpsonwiki has been the primary warfront in what Waltopian citizens are calling: The War on Belvin. Grizzled Waltopian officer Samuel Vimes was interviewed in the Timpsoni Province of Posidon, where he had just returned from a bloody massacre of women and children who were alleged members of the Belvinist Party, as evidenced by the grizly necklace of child skulls he was wearing. when questioned whether this mission was pivotal to Waltopian sucess in the region, Sam took a puff on a cigar and said: "Hell, if killing the native Timpsoni people and desacrating their beautiful culture is wrong, the I don't want to be right."

BREAKING NEWS: THE WAR ON BELVIN: On March 10th, the Waltopian assembly declared war on SmiteKnight and denounced his dictatorial regime. The govenment's leader, thekunkle, held a press confrence and confirmed that the rumors of war were true. A draft is already being instituted, and many Waltopian men are being press-ganged into service. When asked whether SmiteKnight would stay on as the demolitions expert for the walterkunklewiki, thekunkle replied that he would, saying: "We need all the help with this nuclear reactor fiacso we can get."

UPDATE 3/8/11, 2:52 PM: It has come to my attention that the nuclear reactor that powers the wiki and allows it to maintain a statistically impossible level of awesome may or may not be in danger of exploding. For legal reasons, I do not have to tell you directly, although I am oblidged to tell residents of Tuscon, Arizona (where the reactor is housed) that they may be in danger of impending nuclear annihliation.

UPDATE 3/4/11, 2:05 PM: Looks like a blizzard.


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Ayup.

UPDATE 2/18/11, 11:45 PM: YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

UPDATE 2/18/11, 11:44 PM: Here we go again in Mr. Wright's class

UPDATE, 12/14/10, 1:33 PM: There comes a point in time where an isolated movement becomes a revolution, where one man's dream becomes the reality of the world. The dam has broken, the floodgates cracked. THE FLOOD OF WALTER HAS ARRIVED.

UPDATE, 12/14/10, 1:31 PM: Dear Diary,

I have a crush on Paul

Bye Diary

UPDATE, 12/14/10, 1:27 PM: Dear Diary,

Today I had a taco. It tasted delicious, I then proceeded to follow around Mr. Wright for 45 minutes. It was glorious.

Bye Diary.

UPDATE, 12/14/10, 1:23 PM: Beset on all sides by the threat of work, one man dares to slack. This is... WALTER WIKI.

UPDATE, 12/14/10, 1:21 PM: Quote of the Hour, "Paul did it"

UPDATE, 12/14/10, 1:15 PM: Walter Kunkle is the greatest person ever. Quote of the day "I can feel your hands rubbing against your pants." Said to Matthew Bell in regards to his strange pants rubbing habit.

UPDATE, 12/14/10: My english teacher has started a new wiki (big surprise) about Paradise Lost. It's locked right now, but if it's ever open to the public... CHAOS LORDS ARE GO! GO! GO!

UPDATE, 12/1/10: This page is the official base of the Lords of Wiki Chaos. Any one wishing to join should contact me through "wikimail", which I am told is like e-mail except it is powered by a series of pneumatic tubes. For examples of our handiwork, see the "Posidon" page on the timpsonwiki.

UPDATE, 9/19/10: Feel free to look at my stuff. I'm hoping that this wiki gets more views than the Timpson Wiki, just to teach my English professor a lesson.